Nobody really wants to hear about Chris's memory, Jon's artistry, or Phil's waistline. But we're afraid that's what's on offer this week alongside the standard mixture of whimsy and vaguely-chess-related mutterings.

0:00 Intro

1:27 Hugh's views

6:22 Phil has a quiz

8:58 Lindores Abbey

13:17 Braveheart?

16:05 Christory (Barden)

20:48 Multitalented chessplayers

27:17 Devangi Patankar reads the laws of chess

36:55 Jon has a sensible question

45:49 Phil has a quiz answer